...I am one of those things.
That isn't to say you should view me with skepticism; I can't help but be as authentic and honest as they come. But wit? You'll need that. That's how I get by being forced to exist in my own head, anyways. And that's how I get by without my eyes and ears bleeding all over the place from what I see and hear in this nutty world we live in. Wit is essential. It's not easy being so undeniably scintillating, so excruciatingly logical, so naturally rational! ;)
I am not a fan of, nor do I intend to live my life with disclaimers for the sensitive. But I will say this:
Compassion is a rare commodity, even in those who espouse "tolerance" as a way of life. I live my life walking a brilliant but fine balance between my eyeballs popping out of my head in utter shock at the stupidity I see around me, and the intrinsic understanding that our differences are what makes this walk through humanity so colorful and so challenging. Although I may have or vent frustrations about a certain behavior I've witnessed, or a school of thought that exasperates me, I am always aware that I am just as iniquitous as the next guy, and that I need to offer compassion, understanding, and love as much as I need it.
We are all in this together. We are all created equal.
Now that we have that out of the way - onward to reflections of the most common absurdities I've ever seen.
